This soft, classic tee carries a wink for retired federal employees who still enjoy a little workplace humor. Lightweight but durable, it sits comfortably on the shoulders and keeps its shape after many wears. Picture a midday coffee break, a quiet porch swing, or casual meetups with former coworkers—this shirt is the laid-back companion that sparks a knowing smile and starts conversations. The print is crisp and clear, so the joke stays bold while the fabric stays breathable. Wear it for reunions, retirement parties, or slow Saturday errands when you want to acknowledge your service with a little levity.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape stabilizes seams and reduces stretching
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean look
- Ribbed, seam-free collar that retains its shape
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (180 g/m²) for comfort and durability
- DTF and DTG printing for crisp, long-lasting designs
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

